I am not your target audience.

Not Your Target Audience I

Dear Hotel Chains:
Now that I am past the stage of life in which most people I know got married, I typically stay in one hotel a year. (This is whatever hotel the Nonprofit Technology Conference is in.) Sending me email for the rest of time about an $89 sale at your hotel in another city is wasting my time, and yours. Unsubscribe.
Sincerely,
-Me

Not Your Target Audience II

Dear Hulu:
It's nice that you ask me "Does this advertisement apply to you?" Have you noticed yet that I have clicked "No" on every single ad you have shown me that is not for REI or Subaru?

Not Your Target Audience III

You know how many calendars they have at Barnes & Noble? Lots, right? I hate them all.